Andre Speckert is a writer, photographer, artist, poet, lover, freelance journalist, political dissident, chemical abuse enthusiast, Norwegian dick-fencing champion, professional model and certifiable genius. He is best known for his seminal work, “You are all idiots and I sincerely hope you die.” He has a passion for omelettes and the preservation of Renaissance dildos. He lives permanently out of residential hotels and scribbles on paper bags. He is an Insufferable Bastard and you will Not like him. He is here for your amusement and curiosity. Enjoy.Insane LogicTumblr (3.0; @andrespeckert)http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/Home for the Holidays Patterson NY, Christmas 2012 Self...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd481bd208ae1f27791403d819f13f3b/tumblr_mlqguq8sJN1qehxf5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Home for the Holidays</p> <p>Patterson NY, Christmas 2012</p> <p>Self portraits on Instax with <span class="Apple-style-span"><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tullee.tumblr.com/post/41970245900/gate-keepers-self-portraits-el-yunque">tullee</a></span></p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/48733291957http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/48733291957Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:18:23 -0400NudeArtphotographyFilminstaxinsantBastard! Whore! Slap! Punch! She pulls out a clump of my hair Good luck fucking around behind...<p><p class="MsoNormal">Bastard!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Whore!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Slap!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Punch!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">She pulls out a</p> <p class="MsoNormal">clump of</p> <p class="MsoNormal">my hair</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Good luck fucking</p> <p class="MsoNormal">around behind my</p> <p class="MsoNormal">back with that</p> <p class="MsoNormal">shiner, Toots</p> <p class="MsoNormal">As if I’ve</p> <p class="MsoNormal">never done it</p> <p class="MsoNormal">to her</p> <p class="MsoNormal">either</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Hypocrisy</p> <p class="MsoNormal">thy name is</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Man</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“You ruined</p> <p class="MsoNormal">my</p> <p class="MsoNormal">face!”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Vanity</p> <p class="MsoNormal">thy name is still</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Woman</p></p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/48103413463http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/48103413463Tue, 16 Apr 2013 01:17:43 -0400poetryA dark breeze blows through my ribcage rattling the bones A sad xylophonic sound in the early...<p>A dark breeze blows</p> <p>through my ribcage</p> <p>rattling the bones</p> <p>A sad xylophonic sound</p> <p>in the early morning</p> <p>Waking up</p> <p>in a shitty apartment</p> <p>for a shitty job</p> <p>to keep a shitty life</p> <p>going</p> <p>We are all</p> <p>just full of shit</p> <p>and Made of</p> <p>Shit</p> <p>But each of us</p> <p>must wake up</p> <p>each morning</p> <p>Until we</p> <p>take our </p> <p>Eternal</p> <p>Nap</p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/47757140595http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/47757140595Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:41:00 -0400The department Store Whore And her ode To the flowery flowing Fancy Fabrics Sickening song of a...<p><p align="center" class="MsoNormal">The department Store Whore</p> <p align="center" class="MsoNormal">And her ode</p> <p align="center" class="MsoNormal">To the flowery</p> <p align="center" class="MsoNormal">flowing</p> <p align="center" class="MsoNormal">Fancy Fabrics</p> <p align="center" class="MsoNormal">Sickening song</p> <p align="center" class="MsoNormal">of a sycophantic</p> <p align="center" class="MsoNormal">cultural malady</p> <p align="center" class="MsoNormal">Beauty at any cost</p> <p align="center" class="MsoNormal">Especially at these prices</p></p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/47329044302http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/47329044302Sat, 06 Apr 2013 22:24:22 -0400PoetryMe, as Jesus, as a Super Hero Illustration by Andrew Steers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd188349947006506a76a383502f8ba5/tumblr_mk1e6u9tOZ1qehxf5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me, as Jesus, as a Super Hero</p> <p>Illustration by Andrew Steers</p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/45954085221http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/45954085221Thu, 21 Mar 2013 20:47:18 -0400Jesus ChristArtIllustrationComic BooksBarber Shop Lower East Side, Manhattan 2009<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57ed3c14c792c82ebda12afc493c4144/tumblr_mjzcxp50bm1qehxf5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Barber Shop</p> <p>Lower East Side, Manhattan</p> <p>2009</p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/45865197264http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/45865197264Wed, 20 Mar 2013 18:25:01 -0400photographyArtBlack and WhiteFilm35mmGaia in the Mist El Yunque Rainforest, Puerto Rico Model...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72ee91088a943417304b15041a39fee0/tumblr_mhk3sbkZIo1qehxf5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gaia in the Mist</p> <p>El Yunque Rainforest, Puerto Rico</p> <p>Model - <span class="Apple-style-span"><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tullee.tumblr.com/post/41970245900/gate-keepers-self-portraits-el-yunque">tullee</a></span></p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/42037848058http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/42037848058Fri, 01 Feb 2013 14:36:08 -0500NudeArtPhotographyInsantFilmInstaxPolaroidBipolar[oids]tullee: Gate Keepers Self Portraits El Yunque Rainforest,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/570527303b46954382acf1e2dfed16de/tumblr_mhifloX4xu1r31r6vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tullee.tumblr.com/post/41970245900/gate-keepers-self-portraits-el-yunque">tullee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gate Keepers</p> <p>Self Portraits</p> <p>El Yunque Rainforest, Puerto Rico</p> </blockquote>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/41971127771http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/41971127771Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:07:37 -0500All Hail The King/The King Is Dead Harlem NYC Models...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7839baa6aada07899a05f855844468c5/tumblr_mhieooPfaP1qehxf5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All Hail The King/The King Is Dead</p> <p>Harlem NYC</p> <p>Models - <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tullee.tumblr.com/post/37725463348/stuck-in-limbo-san-francisco-ca">tullee</a>, <a href="http://www.modelmayhem.com/2441200">Not A Model</a>, & <a href="http://www.modelmayhem.com/63879">Postmortem</a></p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/41968694578http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/41968694578Thu, 31 Jan 2013 16:36:00 -0500NudeArtPhotographyInstaxFilmGianna and Kenny Harlem, NYC Photos by - tullee and...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de2af15b39c8fdf505b6181ebc079fcd/tumblr_mhidk8Dgla1qehxf5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gianna and Kenny</p> <p>Harlem, NYC</p> <p>Photos by - <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tullee.tumblr.com/post/37725463348/stuck-in-limbo-san-francisco-ca">tullee</a> and myself</p> <p>Models - <a href="http://www.modelmayhem.com/2441200">Not A Model</a> & <a href="http://www.modelmayhem.com/63879">Postmortem</a></p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/41966861244http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/41966861244Thu, 31 Jan 2013 16:12:04 -0500NudeArtPhotographyFilmPolaroidBipolar[oids]LoveRomanceInstaxdriftsandtides: Andre and Tullee <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f2bc3ec5ee3ec6588a8e6ca2b7fa666/tumblr_mg3bv2ie1L1r7hih8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://driftsandtides.tumblr.com/post/39642008633/andre-and-tullee">driftsandtides</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Andre and Tullee</p> </blockquote>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/41964324733http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/41964324733Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:37:40 -0500NudeArtPhotographyWhat Binds Us Harlem, NYC Photos by - tullee and myself Models...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25fa2109c4f00194799e86d521c84228/tumblr_mhiaepEIwQ1qehxf5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What Binds Us</p> <p>Harlem, NYC</p> <p>Photos by - <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tullee.tumblr.com/post/37725463348/stuck-in-limbo-san-francisco-ca">tullee</a> and myself</p> <p>Models - <a href="http://www.modelmayhem.com/2441200">Not A Model</a> & <a href="http://www.modelmayhem.com/63879">Postmortem</a></p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/41962101465http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/41962101465Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:03:00 -0500NudeArtPhotographyPolaroidBipolar[oids]SexyChinatown, San Francisco<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e412b1fb20a6f5b119a6f4dbaf1e98d5/tumblr_mhd029Fjf31qehxf5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chinatown, San Francisco</p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/41736842778http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/41736842778Mon, 28 Jan 2013 18:32:31 -0500NudeArtPhotographyBlack and White35mmFilmWhere the Wild Thing Sleeps Male Model - Gabriel...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfb3a0744915b410565d8b69ec319a20/tumblr_mgwj20IRW11qehxf5o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Where the Wild Thing Sleeps</p> <p>Male Model - Gabriel Archer</p> <p>Children’s Playground, Chinatown San Francisco</p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/40972828553http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/40972828553Sat, 19 Jan 2013 21:03:00 -0500NudeArtphotographyBlack and WhiteFilm35mmhe-photo: X-Mas 2012: Love to you all ! thks. to Tullee...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c27872bb44d7d2dac105e38d29f0e13/tumblr_mfa2oagc3n1s0nfweo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://he-photo.tumblr.com/post/38299207936/x-mas-2012-love-to-you-all-thks-to-tullee-and">he-photo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>X-Mas 2012: Love to you all !</p> <p>thks. to Tullee and Andre, if all couples would be like them, there would be peace on earth</p> </blockquote>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/39026293736http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/39026293736Fri, 28 Dec 2012 03:11:20 -0500tullee: Stuck in Limbo San Francisco, CA <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ddfb51bdff8f2067e4902e1ad64df748/tumblr_mevqsklGrb1r31r6vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tullee.tumblr.com/post/37725463348/stuck-in-limbo-san-francisco-ca">tullee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Stuck in Limbo</p> <p>San Francisco, CA</p> </blockquote>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/37726597108http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/37726597108Tue, 11 Dec 2012 14:07:06 -0500tullee: Falling Angels - San Francisco, CA <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/782b7c0bf31411e1e577beba47a5ab3a/tumblr_meu99p8tqz1r31r6vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tullee.tumblr.com/post/37670025556/falling-angels-san-francisco-ca">tullee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Falling Angels - San Francisco, CA</p> </blockquote>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/37678042599http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/37678042599Mon, 10 Dec 2012 20:09:52 -0500Child Development Center Self Portraits San Francisco CA<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4839aed64e61d25b09fa3bcaea5b60bc/tumblr_merzozhDg41qehxf5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Child Development Center</p> <p>Self Portraits</p> <p>San Francisco CA</p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/37567984718http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/37567984718Sun, 09 Dec 2012 13:07:44 -0500NudeArtPhotographyFilmPolaroidBipolar[oids]EroticCreepyInfantalistelisleepless: february lovers models - Tulle and Andre...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me3zf7cwuW1rq6th2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elisleepless.tumblr.com/post/36603456044/february-lovers-models-tulle-and-andre">elisleepless</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>february lovers</p> <p>models - Tulle and Andre Speckhert</p> </blockquote>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/37132637558http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/37132637558Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:11:45 -0500NudeArtPhotographyBlack and WhiteFilmKurt Cocaine Photographer - Denise Ockey<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5u3pVPFc1qehxf5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kurt Cocaine</p> <p>Photographer - Denise Ockey</p>http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/36815153775http://andrespeckert.tumblr.com/post/36815153775Thu, 29 Nov 2012 12:00:49 -0500ArtPhotographyBlack and WhiteFilmLarge Format