Andre Speckert is a San Francisco based writer, photographer, artist, poet, lover, freelance journalist, political dissident, chemical abuse enthusiast, Norwegian dick-fencing champion, professional model and certifiable genius. He is best known for his seminal work, "You are all idiots and I sincerely hope you die." He has a passion for omelettes and the preservation of Renaissance dildos. He travels the world scribbling and clicking away. He is an Insufferable Bastard and you will Not like him. He is here for your amusement and curiosity.