Insane Logic

Andre Speckert is a writer, photographer, artist, poet, lover, freelance journalist, political dissident, chemical abuse enthusiast, Norwegian dick-fencing champion, professional model and certifiable genius. He is best known for his seminal work, "You are all idiots and I sincerely hope you die." He has a passion for omelettes and the preservation of Renaissance dildos. He lives permanently out of residential hotels and scribbles on paper bags. He is an Insufferable Bastard and you will Not like him. He is here for your amusement and curiosity.

Enjoy.

Absolutely NO Half Measures

Indulge, whole hog

In all of Life’s Pleasures

For we become nothing

When we pass

And while we’re here

It all sucks Ass

Circumvent the rules

And bypass the fools

Who stand in line

And it will be sublime

Please use your time

To dig into the grime

And commit a crime

For the sake of Mankind

No need to feel shame,

For you aren’t to blame.

Those white robed liars,

Full of piety and zeal,

Played upon our base desires.

The Truth is: there’s no one at the wheel

There is no choir waiting

So keep on masturbating

God is dead,

He can’t keep watch

So fuck that hooker

And down that next scotch

Be counted, my brother, and be proud

As the reaper slates

Your funeral shroud be

Larger to accommodate

How well-endowed

You are with Hate.

Sing it Loud

And impress the crowd

For It’s all just a game

Designed of course

To drive you insane.

So slit your brain

And end this pain

There’s joy in the End,

You’ll see my friend.

You just turn into dirt,

But don’t get the blues,

As there is good news:

Once you are Gone, you no longer Hurt.

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