Andre Speckert is a writer, photographer, artist, poet, lover, freelance journalist, political dissident, chemical abuse enthusiast, Norwegian dick-fencing champion, professional model and certifiable genius. He is best known for his seminal work, "You are all idiots and I sincerely hope you die." He has a passion for omelettes and the preservation of Renaissance dildos. He lives permanently out of residential hotels and scribbles on paper bags. He is an Insufferable Bastard and you will Not like him. He is here for your amusement and curiosity.