Insane Logic

Andre Speckert is a writer, photographer, artist, poet, lover, freelance journalist, political dissident, chemical abuse enthusiast, Norwegian dick-fencing champion, professional model and certifiable genius. He is best known for his seminal work, "You are all idiots and I sincerely hope you die." He has a passion for omelettes and the preservation of Renaissance dildos. He lives permanently out of residential hotels and scribbles on paper bags. He is an Insufferable Bastard and you will Not like him. He is here for your amusement and curiosity.

Enjoy.
Home for the Holidays
Patterson NY, Christmas 2012
Self portraits on Instax with tullee

Home for the Holidays

Patterson NY, Christmas 2012

Self portraits on Instax with tullee

Bastard!

Whore!

Slap!

Punch!

She pulls out a

clump of

my hair

Good luck fucking

around behind my

back with that

shiner, Toots

As if I’ve

never done it

to her

either

Hypocrisy

thy name is

Man

“You ruined

my

face!”

Vanity

thy name is still

Woman

A dark breeze blows

through my ribcage

rattling the bones

A sad xylophonic sound

in the early morning

Waking up

in a shitty apartment

for a shitty job

to keep a shitty life

going

We are all

just full of shit

and Made of

Shit

But each of us

must wake up

each morning

Until we

take our 

Eternal

Nap

The department Store Whore

And her ode

To the flowery

flowing

Fancy Fabrics

Sickening song

of a sycophantic

cultural malady

Beauty at any cost

Especially at these prices

Me, as Jesus, as a Super Hero
Illustration by Andrew Steers

Me, as Jesus, as a Super Hero

Illustration by Andrew Steers

Barber Shop
Lower East Side, Manhattan
2009

Barber Shop

Lower East Side, Manhattan

2009

Gaia in the Mist
El Yunque Rainforest, Puerto Rico
Model - tullee

Gaia in the Mist

El Yunque Rainforest, Puerto Rico

Model - tullee

tullee:

Gate Keepers
Self Portraits
El Yunque Rainforest, Puerto Rico

tullee:

Gate Keepers

Self Portraits

El Yunque Rainforest, Puerto Rico

Chinatown, San Francisco

Chinatown, San Francisco

Where the Wild Thing Sleeps
Male Model - Gabriel Archer
Children’s Playground, Chinatown San Francisco

Where the Wild Thing Sleeps

Male Model - Gabriel Archer

Children’s Playground, Chinatown San Francisco

he-photo:

X-Mas 2012: Love to you all !
thks. to Tullee and Andre, if all couples would be like them, there would be peace on earth

he-photo:

X-Mas 2012: Love to you all !

thks. to Tullee and Andre, if all couples would be like them, there would be peace on earth